I must preface this by saying the easiest women aren’t necessarily the chicks you’re into. So don’t take this article too seriously because I don’t want to tell you who you should hook up with. You have your own type and that’s cool. The purpose of this post is to merely point out the easiest women on adult sex personals websites. I’ve ranked them according to how easy it is to get down their pants…
The Paris Hilton Group: Chicks That Are Easier Than a 5-Dollar Hooker
The easiest women are Cougars and chicks looking to get revenge on their boyfriend/husband because he cheated. You have to try to NOT get laid with these women. As long as you’re 30 or younger, the Cougars will spread their legs for you faster than you can ask them for sex. Girls looking for revenge are easy because they want to get laid NOW. The vengeful bitch is pissed off and ready to get back at the guy who cheated on her.
The Mariah Carey Group: Chicks That Will Put Out On a First Date for the Right Guy
I’ve always thought Mariah Carey was easy. Probably because she dresses slutty. But I’ve never been on the assumption she would do just anyone. She probably has standards. However, if you meet those standards, she’ll give it up instantly. The girls in this group include bimbo blondes (you need nothing other than good looks to hit it) and married women (you need to be mature and know how to please a woman to hit it). Bimbo blondes are the hardest lays if you’re not a hot sexy stud. But if you are, there’s not much else you need to get down their pants. Just message here and say, “hey baby, you want some cock?” and she’ll be over in 5…
The Kelly Kapowski Group: Chicks That Demand High Standards Because They Can
If you’re part of the Saved By the Bell crowd from the late 1980’s-early 1990’s, you probably had a crush on Kelly Kapowski. I still do. I’ll never get over it. Screech wasn’t banging Kelly because he was a nerdy guy. Instead, the stud Zach Morris was. If she looks good, knows she looks good, and has a high-paying job, you better be handsome, have a great personality, and have money or you aren’t getting any from her.